Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Picture Found On My Computer

Every day when I sit down at this computer there are different pictures on the desktop. I always look at these and make snide comments because I am a condescending tool and waste of humanity. Today the picture on the desktop was this picture.


I need to know the origins of this picture. I need to know who took it. Who were they? What did they see? Maybe I can walk where they walked and the greatness will rub off. Maybe I can meet this intrepid space hero, who I am sure is named JOHN AMERICA, and thank him by for saving the world from space fire by IGNORING SPACE FIRE LIKE IT WASN'T FIRE FROM SPACE UNTIL IT GAVE UP AND CEASED TO BE A THREAT TO THE CITY OF NEW YORK.

I like astronauts!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011


I don't have any idea what I will submit to scholastics because I have not taken good pictures. Here's the picture I meant to submit last year.
I like this picture.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Friday, December 9, 2011


I want to take more pictures of birds actually. Birds are rad. It might be because I took this picture in the dead of winter but something about this picture strikes me as crisp and cold. And it has a bird in it. Birds, birds, birds birds birds birds birds

Thursday, December 1, 2011


I haven't taken any pictures of army men recently, but this one was found washed up on the beach. It used to be a toy, but now it's dignity. Not available in stores.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

White Balance

Real photographers occasionally remind me that white balance is a a thing and I should probably pay attention to how I'm using it at some point. I haven't really done this, mostly because I am such a gosh-darned freewheeler. I barrel recklessly along auto-white balance avenue without any regard for the consequences. Seriously though I have no idea what white balance is. Sometimes when I set it to things that are obviously wrong interesting things happen.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011


I took about 500 pictures the other weekend. I'm not really into taking pictures of people at all but sometimes interesting things happen with these impromptu portraits.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Weekly Photograph Outtake

I was going to turn this in for shimmer or simple but there were complications. Terrible complications.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Portrait Project Finals

Some people don't think these pictures are good enough. I think the American People should decide.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

When people offer treats to their cats i sometimes think they're offering me :'(

September Weeklies

 Early Morning
Blue (awful self-portrait)